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College Football Scores
College Football Scores
Published by iceah on Thursday, September 3, 2009 at 7:43 PM. Here’s today’s College Football scores: EAST N.Y. Maritime 31, Mass. Maritime 14. MIDWEST Bowling Green 31, Troy 14. Kent St. 18, Coastal Carolina 0. SE Missouri 72, Quincy 3 …
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Here is College Football scores for Thursday, September 3rd :EASTN.Y. Maritime 31, Mass. Maritime 14MIDWESTBowling Green 31, Troy 14Kent St. 18, Coastal Carolina 0SE Missouri 72, Quincy 3.
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Our newest contributor is “Big Brain on Brett,” who will write the only weekly college football column you need to read. He has chosen that nom de plume because he has a real job.
First off, if you have no idea who I am – which ostensibly you don’t – and wonder why I’m qualified to pen a once-a-week look at the college football world, here are a few snapshots that might add to the “credibility.” And yes, that term needed to be in quotes:
1. I once saw Nick Saban at a hotel pool, back when he was coaching MSU. I was confused, as every concept I ever had of Nick Saban would seem to indicate that a hotel pool was something never to be visited, lest some 3-4 defense somewhere needed analyzing. I told him, “Good job at MSU,” which at the time I definitely believed. He scoffed at me, barely nodding. As a result, when they pasted Clemson to open last season, I got in a bar fight. I dislike Nick Saban.
2. I once managed to open, and sustain, a 45-minute-plus bar conversation solely based on TCU’s upset of Oklahoma to open the season a few years back. The guy then texted me in pursuit of bromance; while I like the works of Jason Segel, I quickly shut that down.
3. I don’t like Ohio State very much, but I firmly believe that at any given point this fall, Jim Tressel and Terrelle Pryor are both more important to the state of Ohio than Governor Ted Strickland. This is what college football means in America, more than mascots, Oklahoma cleavage shirts, Erin Andrews’ return to the sideline, Chris Fowler’s underrated impeccably coiffed hair, and the same exact story about Tim Tebow being told over and over again. It is just flat-out important.
4. I’ve done the 10am Gameday kickoff to 2am last-Pac-10-game-is-over-now-turn-your-attention-to-the-dance-floor-and-see-what-pickings-are-left bar crawl over 15 times.
In sum, I like college football, dislike most major programs and coaches and drink too much. Argue if you must, but I’m here for a bit. The format may change a few times, because I’m a tremendously inconsistent individual, but it’ll generally retain the same arc. Here goes nothing:
The Five Most Important Games of the Week (with reasoning!)
1. Georgia vs. Oklahoma State - This is in Stillwater. Okie State’s “Big Three” is out-and-out filthier than The Blueprint 3 looks to be. They might run Georgia right off the (expletive) field. If you honestly believe Mark Richt wouldn’t be on the hot seat immediately if they get jacked by 20 or more, you’re delusional. Side note: was once at a wedding in Georgia where one of the readers ended his passage with “And God gave us the Dawgs, and it was good.” People cheered. That’s passion. Sadly, it won’t get you the same ups Dez Bryant is gonna have on their receivers.
2. Nevada at Notre Dame - Whoa, too high at No. 2? Maybe. Here’s the thing: Nevada isn’t awful. Their QB, Colin Kapernick, is pretty good. Sure, ND’ll be hyped to play at home, and there’s absolute no way they should lose, but Charlie Weis has had so much smoke blown up his ass about this season, you’d think he’s working backstage at an Aerosmith Sturgis show, so what if he came out and flopped lower than whale dung in game 1? Epic. Cue the violins: Jon Gruden, Brian Kelly or URBAN MEYER to South Bend.
3. Oregon at Boise State (Thursday) - Whoever wins this team is going to be beast. If BSU does, they should run the table. If Oregon does convincingly, LaGarrett Blount will get some low-grade Heisman love and they’ll be one of the trendy picks to be the Pac-10 team USC has every reason to beat, yet completely and utterly chokes when playing. Also, the blue turf is fun; little odd, like that first girl you hooked up with who didn’t smell quite right in that area, but you’re still, you know, fascinated.
4. Alabama vs. Virginia Tech in Atlanta - Saban. JOKES. You’d hope this game is closer than the Clemson debacle last year, but honestly, it won’t be. You give Saban six months on one team, and then you take Darren Evans off said team, and it’s going to be 24-10 or something. Commence “demise of the ACC” argument, then quickly realize, “Hey, Paul Johnson!!” (LINK PIC OF GEORGIA TECH COACH). Triple Option, as a side note, is something that douchebags always reference at bars. Absolutely no one really understands what the hell it is; it’s like kids who tell you in Round 1 of the NCAA Tournament, “Oh, watch out for Weber State…” You don’t know shit about Weber State. Stop lying.
5. Navy at Ohio State - Gonna be a rout. Why important? No better people to start drinking with at 11:30am than shirtless, Jager-guzzling OSU douchebags.
Honorable mention: LSU at Washington, late night: Jake Locker is sick. The rest of Washington is miserable. However, if Steve Sarkisian wants to get out of the head coaching gate in style, he’ll throw everything ‘cept the kitchen sink at Les Miles and company and at least keep it close. Could be fun. Pace yourself all day to at least get the first half of this one.
Eye-Opening Moment of Saturday
4:01 pm: “Missouri vs. Illinois?!? Shouldn’t I give more of a shit about that?”
Your dump-out options for pacing purposes
1. New Mike Judge movie Extract - Looks tight. Mila Kunis = hot.
2. Redband trailer for Jennifer’s Body - Opens in two weeks. “Smells like Thai food in here. You guys been fucking?”
3. Re-watch The Program - Which of your friends is most likely to end up like Lattimer? Ponder this.
Thing to say at the bar to impress people
“This Jermaine Gresham and Dennis Pitta matchup really does pit two of the nation’s top tight ends against each other, now doesn’t it?” ** Smugly take drink of craft beer **
The five most overplayed storylines of this week
1. Tim Tebow likes Jesus, also God
2. This season is important for Rich Rod, Charlie Weis
3. Colt McCoy is good, old-fashioned, from small town in Texas
4. Terrelle Pryor runs fast, ready to become a star
5. Joe Paterno still alive, coaching, doing it his way
Likely opening to a Sunday newspaper column
“And as they gathered in the tunnel together, the USC Trojans – the most talented team in college football, led by the most masterful motivator in the game, Mr. Pete Carroll – begin to jump, to bounce, to come together as one. They will need that togetherness in an unclear year for the program – new QB, huge road game against Ohio State, trips to the state of Oregon (where they’ve never played well) but here, in the tunnel, surrounded on all sides of brotherhood, Carroll just smiled, raised his arm and his Trojan warriors raced out to battle, the thing they do better than anyone else.”
YouTube to pull up on your Smartphone device
The Nebraska tunnel walk. One of the better tunnel walks in college football. Nebraska may trend up this year, and by “trend up” I mean, “lose by 45 to the winner of Red River in the Big 12 title game.”
Picks of the Week
1. Pop culture – Rewatch the Peterotica episode of Family Guy
2. Actual game, challenging version: Washington over LSU
3. Actual game, pussy version: Oklahoma over BYU
